People I Hate

Here’s a very short list that’s on my mind of people I hate. The list is much larger but this is what came to mind.

-Prez Bush…’nuff said

-Anna Paquin     I knew as soon as I saw her face I hated her. Then she opened her mouth and ruined X-Men and I refuse to watch True Blood

-Frank Caliendo   He’s very talented, I just hate him for no reason

-Ryan Seacrest     Who actually likes this DB??

The list will continue another day when I feel like it. If you have a problem and let me know and I’ll put you on the list Douchey McNutsack.

~Sincerely,                                                                                                                                                    Phester (Formerly of the Molesters)

Fall Kicks Ass

So I think fall is pretty bad ass. It’s like a fat kid’s wet dream. You’ve got Halloween where you eat tons of free candy and party. Then there’s Thanksgiving. You get to stuff yourself silly. Oddly enough one of my favorite things to do is apple picking. Who would have guessed, a fat dude who likes to walk around and pick out healthy food.

New Tattoo

I got this new tattoo for my birthday (Thanks for forgetting…ass) and for some reason everyone seems to think I give a crap what they would do instead of what I got. You get one tattoo from a video game and the world is ending to all the adults out there. It’s not like a got something freaky like Mom or I love porn. That’s all, screw off til the next time.

Boobs

This is entitled boobs because that is somehow the magic word for getting people to read my posts. Chick N Wing fest was kick ass. Lots of hot chicks and lots of music and lots of beer, there’s nothing else you need in the world. Miss Woody’s had her ass hanging out on stage and I was all for that but someone thought it was a little much. Good for me they aren’t in charge.

More boobs than Krockathon

Don’t ever say that the Renaissance Festival is just for nerds. When I was a kid I thought it was kinda like a big Halloween party which is good times when you’re a kid. Now as an adult I see the darker and way awesomer side. Boobs everywhere of all shapes and sizes are available for your viewing pleasure. Chicks back in those times were nasty skanks and I like it. Every time you tip, the tops open up. That place is a giant costume party where everyone is wasted and half naked. That’s my kinda party.

The Hard Stuff….HELL YES

So at 7pm I am playing 7 songs in a row that are some hard ass rock. If you want to rock so hard your balls drop at a young age…it’s for you. It’s called 7 deadly songs at 7. That’s all.

Lots of Nudity pt.2

So K-Rockathon is this weekend and I’m friggin pumped. At DFB there was one lady with the breasticles exposed and I don’t think most people wanted to see them. At K-Rockathon there is probably gonna be some crazy boob action….ones people would like to see. As a matter of fact you may even get to see the finest breasts in all of Central New York, and by that I mean my moobs.

4th of July

So I’ve noticed that no matter what a holiday is all about, we make it into a drinking occasion. I’m not complaining by any means. I love getting drunk as a skunk as much as any American. Maybe it’s just my family but there’s never a holiday we don’t drink. It might be Easter, Christmas, the 4th of July, or my mom’s birthday….all reason to get DRUNK.

I Love the Internet

First there was youtube. You could see anything you never wanted to see. Then I found out about youporn.com …. awesome. Then I found out about xtube.com …. hell yes. The I just found out about redtube.com. You can never get too much of a good thing, just ask my girlfriend handula.

I hate dance shows

So I was all kinds of messed up the other night hanging with my girlfriend on the couch. She puts on that stupid dance crew show on “No Music TV”. For some reason I didn’t push her down and change the channel, I think I was really drunk. For some reason I was watching some of the people dance and it looked amazing. This one big girl was moving faster than I had ever seen before. I told someone I watched the show and how it was better this year than the lame crap last year….bad idea. I watched it again sober and lets just say it still sucks. So not only does the show suck, it looks like I enjoy it. I hate dance shows damn it!!!