More boobs than Krockathon

Don’t ever say that the Renaissance Festival is just for nerds. When I was a kid I thought it was kinda like a big Halloween party which is good times when you’re a kid. Now as an adult I see the darker and way awesomer side. Boobs everywhere of all shapes and sizes are available for your viewing pleasure. Chicks back in those times were nasty skanks and I like it. Every time you tip, the tops open up. That place is a giant costume party where everyone is wasted and half naked. That’s my kinda party.